Today I was wondering around the Internet

Today I was wondering around the Internet,Christian Louboutin black, enjoying my very very rare free time, and I decided to visit Mom of Shoes’ blog, since I haven’t been there in a while.

This is what I saw:

Pictures of a kitchen
Pictures of a living room
More pictures of a kitchen
Mom wearing an orange-leather ensemble

HOLY TITS, WHAAAT?!

I quickly scrolled up, to see if what I thought I had seen was in fact real, and guess what?

Yeaaah. So… apparently Mom thinks that just because her weird daughter dresses in weird tacky shit,http://www.wowblo.com/home.php?mod=space&uid=13888,Christian Louboutin Wedding Shoes, she can get away with it too. Newsflash mom: You can’t. You’re not a pretty and photogenic teenager, you shouldn’t be wearing 7 cows at the time.

This is what mom sayed:

This is my fall outfit,christian louboutin discount! I’m not doing any shopping this fall unless it’s a vintage piece I can’t pass up.

WOAH WOAH WOAH! Hold your horses Mom! No shopping this fall?!!? Why? Did you spend all your shoe money redoing that silly kitchen of yours? Well, I guess I can say I’m glad that you’re being a bit more economic… unless of course, you find 700 vintage pieces that you just have to have.

Dear Mom: Why are you wearing that silly outfit? You look like a bottle of ketchup. The clothes aren’t even pretty!! Shit mom… I told you you should stay away from the styling and stick with the cooking, and you didn’t. Look what’s happened,Christian Louboutin shoes sale, look:

See?? This is what happens when you don’t listen to me. Please, think about it.

Love,

Nati Hell